Friday, May 29, 2009

Rules of Engagement 2.0



Apart from NOT being Chinese, there is another trump card to relationships in the Chinese community. And that is the dreaded 6 year age gap. OH NO!!!


This is an irrefutable part of match making, because a 6 year age gap between the couple is bad fung-shui. You can refer to the chart I have provided above to see which zodiac sign is an unfavorable match for you. And if you live under a rock and don't know your Chinese zodiac sign, you can find out here:  YEAH MHEN!!


But why is a 6 year age gap between a couple so bad?Because it leads to a number of very unfortunate things.

It may cause:

- 1 of the partners to die early

- cancer

- unhappy family life

- the husband to never succeed (financially)

- the wife to never bear children

and more, these are just the ones I know of. If you know any Fung-Shui people, you can try asking them.


A really good example I can think of for the 6 year age gap is...

Hayden Kho (29) and Katrina Halili (23) 29 - 23 = 6

and look where they are now. Hayden is addicted to ecstasy, brought shame to his family, his family is also receiving death threats, and Bello is freaking pissed at him. Katrina on the other hand has lost face in society and apparently hasn't received any work since February 2009. 


Relationship EPIC FAIL


Eat Well and Good Luck,

Harveyson Go

2 comments:

  1. Actually, they are the inspiration for this post! I was watching their Senate hearing and the EPIC Senator Bong Revilla asked what their ages were.
    Bong: "Hayden, ilang taon ka na?"
    Kho: "29 po sir"
    Bong: "Ikaw, Katrina?"
    Halili: "23"
    Bong: "Nanloloko ka ng bata!"
    In my head I'm like OMG this is bullshit, and then suddenly, BAM! 29... minus 23... = 6!! Shit!! Tama ang nanay ko!

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